"Did you not understand the bit about the door put me here?" Charlie really, really needs to not leave his wallet in his room when he goes to the bar. Because this is starting to get more than old. "I didn't ask to come here. And I really don't care about a war. I'd really like to get back to the bar from whence I came."

Honestly, you assume someone can point you to a way out, but no. It figures.